The GSS!
Thursday, May 25, 2006 |9:50:00 PM
Read in the papers today under Urban so thought i should share with u.
A Survival Guide for the GSS!(26 May - 23 July 2006)
"Sales are war,so we need to know how to survive the next 2mths!Get ready your purses!Gear up for the GSS!"
1. Dress: Think,at ease
It's a sale,not fashion show,dun bother turning up in ur designer togs.Best is to wear a snug spaghetti strap top and a flared skirt cos changing rooms will be virtually inaccessible.
2.Camouflage not necessary
Wear as little make-up as possible.U dun wan to leave stains on clothes when u pull them over ur head.
3.Footwear must suit terrain
Put ur high heels away!Unless u like pain and blisters.Wear flats but avoid flip-flops.U dun wan to lose ur shoes in the mad rush.(haha!dat's farnie!)
4.Prevent pack overload
Feel free to take ur fav carryall shopping bag!Dunk as many purchases as u can into it!Save urself the hassle of managing paper bags from numerous stores.
5.Work out route logistics
Start at one end of Orchard Rd and make ur way systematically through the malls.Start early cos time flies when u're having fun!
6.Rationalized ur kit needs
Make a list of the colours and styles u have and another one of those u dun have.
7.Budget for supply-chain contingencies
Ask urself if u really like or need something before u hand over the cash!Dun buy it jus cos the markdown seems so large u simply feel like u're getting a good deal.
So excited!hahaha...
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